First available in German, the Biergert & Funk QLOCKTWO is a very different way of telling the time. The QLOCKTWO, now converted into the English language, writes the time in words so there are no hands or numbers on the clock. The clocks have a series of letters across the surface and when a specific time arrives, that time lights up in words.

Biergert & Funk clocks are available in a series of colors and cost a whopping $1,600. Just don’t try to read the time while you’re drunk cuz you’ll never figure it out. For $1,600, I think I’ll pass. I can find other clocks for much less. (Video after the break)

(Via New Launches)