It’s hard, depressing times being my sofa. The only action it gets is me sitting on it and not much else. By no means is this the fault of my stagnant love life — I just don’t own a Glowing Belly Love sofa. As a Indian ocean coral-inspired sofa with tentacles that caress your body and release a fragrance, the Glowing Belly Love sofa may very well be the cure to the lack of action I get these days. Did I mention it also glows? Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

What do you think? Is this worthy of sexy times?

via Gizmodo