If Sony’s live GDC presentation is any indication, the Playstation Move appears to be as technically accurate as hyped, but parents all across the world are shielding their children’s eyes from it.

The Nintendo Wii’s nun-chucks look like toys, which are good when moms and dads want to provide playthings for their offspring. When people see this preposterous looking controller from Sony, they also think “toy,” but not the kind that are appropriate for pre-pubescent youth. Even if I were a child and knew nothing about private parts, I would still find the Playstation Move vulgar.

I can already picture the endless jokes of YouTube videos showing Playstation Move game-play action. Ladies, do not allow anyone to film your playing sessions.